Holy Jeebus it's been a while. I can't believe I went this long without posting some pointless little anecdote...or something.

Yeah.

S'late, so I'll edit with...something tomorrow. Just wanted to show I'm alive and the disease known as lazy-ass-itis hasn't completely taken over. Yet.

Yet. GawdI'msuchafreakingsloth. D:

Oh. And sorry to all those whose pics I've yet to comment on. I've just been too... Um...

Everyone: Lazy??

...just about. -shot-

So. Yup.

Night. (Er... Morning?)

EDIT: Thought I'd toss this quiz in. No real reason. Got it from

A

- Available: For the next thirty years, probably. D:

- Age: 17

- Annoyance: School, my brain

- Allergic: To just about everything under the sun, especially mold.

- Animal: Fox, definitely.

- Actor: Gary Sinise. No competition there. (Except maybe Hugh Jackman or George Clooney... I'd pay to see that fight!)

B

- Beer: Not for another three years.

- Birthday/Birthplace: August 19th, here in Charlotte.

- Best Friends: , , , and others that don't possess dA accounts

- Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes (Thought I would say something else, didn't you?)

- Best feeling in the world: Warming your frozen feet with a nice hot shower... <3

- Blind or Deaf: Both. I can't see for crap without my glasses and I have Redneck-Hearingitis. In other words, unless you scream it, I won't hear it. xD

- Best weather: Hrrrm. Sunny with a strong breeze. (I only like it rainy when I don't have somewhere to be)

- Been in Love: Not really.

- Been bitched out: Eheheh, yeah.

- Been on stage: Yep.

- Believe in yourself: 80% of the time. 20% of the time I want a new head.

- Believe in life on other planets: Ohgodyes. Optimus Prime will come for me yet! C:

- Believe in miracles: It's possible.

- Believe in Magic: I believe it. <3

- Believe in God: I'm only, what, a Catholic? Going to a hardcore (keekeekee) Catholic school? Yeah that's what I thought.

- Believe in Satan: We have to have someone to take the fall for our shit.

- Believe in Santa: I believe in the concept still, just not the reality.

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yup.

- Believe in Evolution: No matter what they say, I still don't believe we suddenly appeared on this planet liek "Poof!". Not with all those DINOSAUR BONES out there. D:

C

- Car: Me likey Maseratis. Oh, and PT Cruisers. No idea why.

- Candy: Hershey's Cookies 'n Creme, betch.

- Colour: Teal.

- Cried in school: Mmm, yeah. Not where anyone could see, but I did.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate. What do you take me for? D<

- Chinese/Mexican: Umm. Mexican.

- Cake or pie: Cake. (Red velvet, if you please)

- Countries to visit: I wanna go back to Egypt sometime before I die. :3

D

- Day or Night: Day

- Dream vehicle: Maserati Edo Corsa (Srsly, I just pretend to know what I'm saying... xD)

- Danced: Really wish I could, but as it is I traumatize small children with my horrible White Dancing.

- Dance in the rain: Would love to!

- Dance in the middle of the street: Of my neighborhood, maybe. (Hey, I'm not stoopid. D: )

- Do the splits: Are you willing to pay the emergency room bill? o-o

E

- Eggs: Scrambled with cheese and a lotta salt, plz.

- Eyes: Should not come in colors as boring as brown. (Sorry brownies)

- Everyone has: A brain. Or at least, I think they do...

- Ever failed a class: Nope.

F

- First crush: Hm. Can't remember.

- Full name: Kimberly, foo'.

- First thoughts waking up: "Did I actually manage to sleep in this morning...? Wait, 7:30? Nuuuuuuuuuu!"

- Food: Pasta and bread. If it wasn't considered bad to eat that all the time, I would LIVE on that stuff. (Ramen = LOVE)

G

- Greatest Fear: Being cast adrift in the ocean, or cornered by a Decepticon. (I don't care what you say, they ARE real!)

- Giver or taker: I give mostly... Unless it involves food. THEN I will take. xD

- Goals: Publish a book, get a gay best friend, get a life....

- Gum: Yesplz.

- Get along with your parents: Most of the time.

- Good luck charms: None for good luck, just some that mean a lot to me.

H

- Hair Colour: Dark brown

- Height: 5'2" and a half

- Happy: ALL THE TIME. :-D (Keekee, just kidding.)

- Holidays: Christmas! And summer break.

- How do you want to die: Painlessly, please. I bruise easily. D:

- Health freak: Ahahaha, no.

- Hate: Most celebrities, Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus, early mornings, migraines, school masses, people who shove their opinions down your esophagus. D<

I

(In guys/girls)

- Eye colour: Green or blue.

- Hair Colour: Something dark...nothing against blondes, though.

- Height: Tall plz.

- Clothing Style: I dunno. S'long as they don't scare small children, I'm cool with almost anything. Just...no sagging pants, skinny jeans, or boxers halfway up your back, though. I draw the line there.

- Characteristics: Not-a-jerk, plzkthnx. Can speak nerd, and doesn't find it strange/awkward that their significant other lusts after giant alien robots. Yeah.

- Ice Cream: Cheesecake with Oreos...mmmm......!

- Instrument: Piano or harp. I just love the sounds they make! <3 (And no, I can't play. Wish I could, though.)

J

- Jewelry: Got a crapload of it. Don't normally wear even half of it. Should probably fix that... >_>;

- Job: What is this "job" you speak of? For I am a Lazy-Ass and know nothing of actual work!

K

- Kids: Would love to have some...through adoption. Eheh.

- Kickboxing or karate: Er, karate? Personally I prefer the style of the Capoeira. xD

- Keep a journal: Only for when I need to bitch and moan and angst about life.

L

- Longest Car Ride: Oh geeze. Probably to either Virginia or New Jersey... Can't remember Jersey, though. I was probably too little.

- Love: Is totally fabulous. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR. :3

- Letter: No. Not at all. (keekee)

- Laughed so hard you cried: When Katie explained about the Big Bloop last week. xDD (Don't ask)

- Love at first sight: Is plausible, methinks.

M

- Milk flavour: Regular...? 'Cause I'm just that cool.

- Movie: Transformers, dur! And possibly Iron Man. (Sensing a pattern?)

- Mooned anyone: ....no. No I haven't.

- Marriage: Won't be coming my way for another few years, at least. o-o

- Motion sickness: On planes, occasionally.

- McD's or BK: Psssh. Neither. My loyalty lies with Wendy's! D:

N

- Number of Siblings: Two (One brother, one sister; both older)

- Number of Piercings: Nada. (I will get my ears pierced eventually Maria! I swear!)

- Number: 19

O

- Overused Phrases: "Whatevs!", "Fer realz??", "Major phail/win!", "Epic phail/win!", "Butthead!", "La vida es picante!"

- One wish: To meet giant alien robots! -shot-

- One phobia: The ocean.

P

- Place you'd like to live: Cybertron. -threatenedwithbodilyharm- Eheheh, kidding. Somewhere here in the Carolinas? I dunno. Maybe a little farther north.

- Pepsi/Coke: Neither. I don't do soft drinks. Can't stand the carbonation.

Q

- Quail: Could be good with ketchup. :-D -killed-

- Questionnaires: Are good for entertainment when you're trying to avoid showering and doing homework. Eheheh.

R

- Reason to cry: Being plagued by migraines. D: Shut up! They hurt like a bitch!

- Reality T.V.: Is incredibly stupid, uncreative, and totally pointless. (When I was young, we watched cartoons! Old-school, 'foo!)

- Radio Station: Don't really use 'em anymore. Too many commercials. I just put in CDs.

- Roll your tongue in a circle: Why...?

S

- Song: "Here (In Your Arms)" by Hellogoodbye or "Affirmation" by Savage Garden.

- Shoe size: Generally a 6 1/2 to a 7 1/2, depending on what type of shoe.

- Sushi: If I had a ton of ketchup, maybe.

- Skipped school: Nope.

- Slept outside: Haha, on someone's screened-in porch. I am NOT the outdoorsy type.

- Seen a dead body: Almost. Mom made me look away, though.

- Smoked: Ew. -wrinkles nose-

- Skinny dipped: I don't think anyone would want to see THIS skinny-dipping. Not very attractive.

- Shower daily: Usually. Like I said, I'm a grade-A lazy-ass. (Never go more than two or three days without one, though, if I can help it. I'm very anal about hygiene)

- Sing well: Mildly.

- In the shower: Not really. I dance though. xD

- Swear?: Way more than I should now that I'm old enough.

- Stuffed Animals: Hellz yeah! Don't leave home without 'em!

- Single/Group dates: Nope.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries. Nummy! <3

- Scientists need to invent: Either jet-packs or a teleportation device. 'Cause if I'm ever going to go back to Egypt that eleven-hour flight might kill me. D:

T

- Time for bed: 9:30-10:30 on a school night. If I go any later, I'm purely homicidal in the morning, I get that cranky. Fer realz. (Weekends are much later...)

- Thunderstorms: Are cool when you're not trying to cook dinner.

- Touch your tongue to your nose: Can do!

U

- Unpredictable: Not so much.

- Under the influence: Of my own will, n00b!

- Understanding: Something the world needs more of.

V

- Vegetable you hate: Uh. Squash?

- Vegetable you love: Hmm, carrots, broccoli, and cauliflower. Good stuff.

- Vacation spot: Egypt! Or, failing that, Lake Lure. Love that place.

W

- Weakness: Anxiety and chocolate.

- When you grow up: I want to write a book. Career-wise, I have no clue what I want yet.

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Lauren, definitely. We're both psycho. xD

- Who makes you laugh the most: My dogs.

- Worst feeling: Helplessness. Anxiety.

- Wanted to be a model: I like food to much. I'd be the most obese model ever. D:

- Where do we go when we die: You're asking me that, really? Psh, I dunno. I would hope that we all end up in Heaven, though, unless you're just a heartless bastard. Then you should go to Hell.

- Worst weather: Tornadoes/hurricanes... They freak me out.

- Walk with a book on your head: Yup! <3

X

- X-Rays: Are slightly annoying.

Y

-Year it is now: 2009

-Yellow: Is nice...?

Z

- Zoo animal: Wolf or fox. Heheh.

-->*Jami*<--

"BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!" ~Me and Lauren (Check out Nostalgia Critic's videos. You know you want to.)

Current Favored Phrase(s): "Whatevs."

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